How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?