Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th.
What do you call a hairless poodle?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What's E.T. short for?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
How are teens like cats?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What do jokesters study in college?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Where does breakfast live?