What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
How does a cow do math?