Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What is a table you can eat?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What do you call a pile of cats?
How does a witch play loud music?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Why was the musician arrested?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?