Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
It clicked with someone else better.
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What vegetables make the best music?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What is the color of the wind?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What do you give an angry rhino?