Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
It clicked with someone else better.
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Why are cars magic?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Why are goats so funny?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?