Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
It clicked with someone else better.
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Which insect is the smartest?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What do little monsters call their mother?