A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Where does water do all its banking?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?