What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Parcheese-i.
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Where do ships always get stuck?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?