What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Tell him I can't see him.
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What do trees keep as a pet?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Where does laundry go to college?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?