Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What does a dog say before eating?
How long do chickens work?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?