How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
He gave her an onion ring!
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What do ducks have for lunch?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?