What is the emptiest holiday?
Holloween.
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
We had a discussion about roses.
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
Where do chips wear socks?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Where was Noah born?