Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
A lie-brary.
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?