Where do automobiles have picnics?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Why do all the planets get along?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?