How does a squid go into battle?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
How do snowmen get information?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?