Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Why is a computer so smart?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What do you give an angry rhino?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?