Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
It didn't want to rain on the Macy's Day parade.
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What do you call a pig thief?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?