Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
It didn't want to rain on the Macy's Day parade.
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
Why are ghosts always single?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Why was the horse so happy?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
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