Why are ghosts always single?
Because you're married until death do us part.
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What do insects learn at school?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?