Why are ghosts always single?
Because you're married until death do us part.
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Why was the cat so small?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Where do automobiles have picnics?