Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Where does a camper keep his money?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
How does a cow do math?