Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Because they didn't read the Apple terms and conditions.
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why did electricity win the race?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What is the definition of Robin?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
I'm not a bad putter.
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
How does the sun listen to music?