What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Families are like fudge.
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?