Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What's good for both poker and theater?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why do mice need oiling?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What do horses say to greet each other?