Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak.
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Why are cars magic?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
How do automobiles fly?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Which president loved to take baths?