Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak.
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What do jokesters study in college?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?