What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Game clover.
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
Can February March?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What does Rudolph call his wife?