Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Because he kept pulling his leg.
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Why was the math book sad?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why did the frog starve?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What fish sings the best?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?