Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Because he kept pulling his leg.
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What tree has the most bark?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What shape is bad at driving?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why do grandparents smile all the time?