What did the bunny give his fiancé?
A 10-carrot engagement ring.
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Are baby skunks cute?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What is another name for a cow?