That bird won't stop squawking.
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What kind of music do planets like?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What do cows say on NYE?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What fish only swims at night?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?