Why do owls make lousy reporters?
They only ask who.
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What is the most adorable season?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?