Why do owls make lousy reporters?
They only ask who.
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What condiment has wings?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Where do clowns go on vacation?