Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What fish loves to play in a band?
How does a taco bless the table?
What's the friendliest national park?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What do cats wear to work?