Why did the sparrow go to the library?
It was looking for bookworms.
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What do you call bears with no ears?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?