What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?