Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
He wanted to get some bright ideas.
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What is an archer's favorite store?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?