Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
He wanted to get some bright ideas.
How do you arrest a pig?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
How do you grill cheese?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?