What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
An alphabet.
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Where are average things manufactured?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What is the most faithful insect?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?