What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Good tidings.
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What's the king of all school supplies?
How do automobiles fly?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What kind of water does an angel like?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?