What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Why was the cat so small?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
How do bears keep cool?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?