What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
The collie wobbles.
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
How do bees get to school?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?