Can February March?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Why did the fish blush?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why are babies so good at basketball?