Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
A stamp.
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
Why do librarians never make plans?