What did the rug say to the floor?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What do you call a tired tree?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Why are cars magic?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Where do cows go on the weekend?