What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Why do cows wear bells?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Which singer could always break a five?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
How long will dinner be?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?