If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What did autumn say to summer?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Where do polar bears vote?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?