What did the rug say to the floor?
I've got you covered.
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What color are all the books in the library?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Where was Noah born?
Where do pigs love to take naps?