Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
They want to make sure their bases are covered.
What's the noisiest food?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What shape has a knighthood?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What's the friendliest national park?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Shoutout to my grandma!
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?