Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
They want to make sure their bases are covered.
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What's the holiest insect?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What math figure is also in the band?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?