How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
They all babble.
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Why don't ants get sick?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why was the cow afraid?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What color are all the books in the library?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?