What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Raise the roof.
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Why are goats so funny?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?