Where does the president keep his razor?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Why are frogs always happy?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?