Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What shape is bad at driving?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
How do animals blend into the desert?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Why did the cow go to outer space?