What do you call a pig lumberjack?
A pork chopper.
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Why did spring break up with winter?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Where do hands go on vacation?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What tea do footballers drink?
What do fish do at parades?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?