What do you call a pig lumberjack?
A pork chopper.
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Which singer could always break a five?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?