Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
It was gourd to death.
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What do cows like to dance to?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Which animal is the most religious?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What bird is always sad?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?