Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
It was gourd to death.
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
How does a taco bless the table?