Which animal should never work for the government?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?