Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
They have all the solutions.
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?