Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Because they are eggs-tinct.
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Where was Noah born?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
How does dinner smell?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?