You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
They just pick things up as they go along.
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What animal loves Indian food?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?