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What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
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What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
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Why was the glow worm unhappy?