How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
By its bark.
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What car can't keep a secret?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Which state is the cleanest?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What day do hands always go to church?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?