When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Why are trees always so positive?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Which animals make the best football players?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Why didn't the melons get married?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?