Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
He left an empty tombstone.
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What's E.T. short for?