What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What's the scariest letter?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
How do you spot a modern spider?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?