How do you spot a modern spider?
He has a website.
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
When should you start writing a book?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
How do you drive a man crazy?