Why do trees have so many friends?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?