What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Eggplant.
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
How do you measure a millennial?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What do fairies always drink?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?