What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?