Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What's the friendliest pen?
What's the most masculine animal?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?