What do you call a retired vegetable?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Shoutout to my grandma!
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Why was the musician arrested?
What do you call the dog magician?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!