What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What's the friendliest pen?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What's the difference between people and chickens?